Papa Razzi Gets Introspective, Shares His Worldview, and Offers Advice

Papa Razzi and the Photogs

96 SONGS • 2 HOURS AND 31 MINUTES • JUN 08 2011

1

Global Warming Upsets Me So Much!

01:07

2

Sometimes I Can't Stop Eating Because Food is Yummy

01:59

3

01:24

4

Don't Drive Drunk

01:42

5

I Wish I Were Super Famous

01:47

6

My Fans Call Me on the Phone a Lot

02:49

7

Don't Say Bad Words, Ever!

01:14

8

Always Tell the Truth

01:05

9

Look Both Ways Before Crossing the Street

01:28

10

I am Very Deep and Poetic, Don't You Think?

01:35

11

I Wonder What Celebrities Think of Me...

01:50

12

Be Optimistic All The Time!

01:48

13

Don't Do Drugs!

01:27

14

Respect Authority and Police Officers

01:50

15

Queen City Cupcakes (are so yummy)

01:12

16

A Song About Marci

02:29

17

A Song About Alex from NH

01:11

18

Hey Natalie! Your Husband, Dan, Thinks You're Wicked Hot!

01:11

19

Borris the Russian

00:54

20

Tiara, Laine and Summer

01:33

21

It's OK if you Poop / Pee Your Pants Sometimes. Don't Feel Bad.

01:20

22

Be Nice to Everyone All the Time

01:09

23

Why Do I Always Slip into a Fake Italian Accent?

02:20

24

Don't Make Fun of People!

00:57

25

01:18

26

Shevonne Sullivan

01:45

27

How to Make Money

01:43

28

How to Get Over Someone When Your Heart is Broken

01:10

29

Reasons Why You Have No Friends (Tough Love)

01:55

30

Lots of Bad Men Lie to Women

01:33

31

Where to Propose to Your Girlfriend

02:12

32

The Best Cure for a Stuffy Nose

01:26

33

Don't Give Bad People More than One or Two Chances

02:15

34

Don't Spend Time With Bad People

02:04

35

Always Do the Right Thing

01:11

36

Save Your Money

01:53

37

01:09

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Don't Give In To Peer Pressure

01:37

39

Always Be Early for Stuff

01:45

40

Why Do Artists Gotta Be Weird and Stuff?

02:19

41

Change Your Oil Every 3000 Miles

01:16

42

An Athlete's Career is Brutally Short

01:20

43

The Zombie Walk Song!

01:42

44

The Maggie Song!

00:57

45

The Holly Song!

01:27

46

01:31

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The Jamie Song!

02:03

48

What Kind of Dog Should I Get?

01:14

49

Great Ways to Lose Weight

01:54

50

Always Obey the Speed Limit

01:42

51

Sometimes I Feel Like Such a Hack

01:28

52

Don't Smoke Cigarettes

01:38

53

Get out into Nature. Mother Nature is Good For You.

01:44

54

Learn to Play a Musical Instrument

01:50

55

I Like to play Basketball

01:43

56

Public Parks are Nice Places to Hang Out

02:55

57

I Know How to Tie a Tie

01:03

58

I Love Ice Cream Cake

01:56

59

Don't Pierce Your Face

01:17

60

Don't Live With Your Significant Other Before Marriage

01:36

61

Don't Get a Divorce

01:56

62

I Love to Go to the Movies (Even by Myself!)

01:27

63

How to Avoid Stinky Shoes / Sneakers

01:57

64

Nothing Good Happens After Midnight. Go Home!

02:01

65

Don't Play Music So Loud. It Hurts Your Ears.

01:03

66

Don't Eat Too Much Candy

01:05

67

Be a Good, Decent Human Being

01:39

68

Sometimes I Get Sleepy When I Should Be Productive.

01:26

69

I Love Chocolate Milk!

01:27

70

I Want to Make Tons of Money from These Songs. Buy them, Please.

01:27

71

I Look Good in a Shirt and Tie

01:14

72

The 1920s Were a Great Decade

01:10

73

The 1930s Were a Great Decade

01:44

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The 1940s Were a Great Decade

00:52

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The 1950s Were a Great Decade

00:51

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The 1960s Were a Great Decade

02:12

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The 1970s Were a Great Decade

01:29

78

The 1980s Were a Great Decade

01:19

79

The 1990s Were a Great Decade

01:23

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The 2000s Were a Great Decade

01:01

81

Why Would Anyone Hate the USA? It's Great!

01:47

82

I Get So Nervous at Parties. I Don't Know What do Say.

02:14

83

Planting a Garden is a Lot of Fun

01:23

84

Don't Be a Gang Member.

02:20

85

Listen to Your Teachers

01:12

86

College is Good

02:03

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Listen to Your Principal

01:22

88

Use Deodorant to Prevent Stinky Armpits

01:31

89

Take Lots of Pictures

01:02

90

Sometimes I Get Sad

01:30

91

Oh Humanity, Sometimes You Make Me So Mad!

01:19

92

I Like to Go on Long Walks

01:20

93

Don't Get a Tattoo!

01:54

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Don't Do Cocaine

01:21

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Don't Do Marijuana

01:44

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Don't Take Prescription Pills That Aren't Prescribed to You

01:57

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